From: Ma'
Subject: Report # 124: Sweden
Date: Sun, 09 May 2010 15:26:23 +0000
Hallo kids!
A full blood-brother of the Sheikh died so we have 3 days of morning. Back to elevator music on the radio.
I got another traffic ticket for obstruction of traffic! Most of my colleagues thought I had obstructed traffic
because my skirt was too short, however this was not the case! I decided to obstruct a lane like an Arab... Like
you've never done it!
I told Public Safety at that I need my own dedicated hotline for emergencies. They said me I already have
one since they know I average one accident a month. So I have 10 points on my driver's license. After 24 they
take the license. The points go away after 12 months.
I went to Sweden for a few days. It was great to see family even though I had to stress that I DO NOT live in
Saudi! As a matter of fact, I can't even enter Saudi! When I got back to Abu Dhabi I found my car buried under a
few layers sand and it was a nice +30 C in my apt. As sandy, hot, and non-English-speaking things may be here,
at least it's MY life.
Hope you're all well and alive,
EFTA00759872
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